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Am I dead, Angel?
Cause this must be heaven!
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a
living?
Baicarumba...are
those real?
Be unique and different, just say yes.
Can I flirt with you?
Damn girl, you have more curves than a race
track.
Do you know karate? Cos damn it honey,
your body is really kickin.
Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body
Investigators,and I'm going to have to ask you
to assume the position.
Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do
they open?
I'm a raindrop and I'm falling for you.
Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept
me off my feet
Honey, I'm new in this town - dya think I could
have directions to your house.
I hope you know CPR, cos you take my breath
away!
I've got the ship, you've got the harbor ...
what say we tie up for the night?
I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do'
list.
If you don't wanna have kids with me, then why
don't we just practice?
Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met
before?
That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap
next to my bed.
I must be a Snowflake, becuase I've fallen for
you.
I know somebody that thinks they might like you
a lot. And if I wasn't so shy, I would tell you
who it is.
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the
money?
Are you religious? [Why?] Because you're the
answer to my prayers.
Want to play conductor? You be the engineer and
I'll go choo choo.
What do you like for breakfast?
You be the tree, and I'll wrap you like a Koala.
Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal
to look that good.
Can I lick that film off your teeth?
Can you give me directions...to your heart?
Did they just take you out of the oven? No,
why?] Because you're hot!
Do you have a map? [No, why?] Because I just got
lost in your eyes.
Don't be so picky... I wasn't!
Falling for you would be a very short trip.
Hershey factories make millions of kisses a day,
ut I'm asking for only one.
I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
Is it hot in here or is it just you?
Let's go behind that rock, and get a little
boulder.
Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name
tag.
.Remember me? Oh, that's right,I've met you only
in my dreams.
Haven't I seen you before? Maybe in my dreams? |
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